Convenience Store

Would it hurt if you ran to the convenience store for a gallon of milk, drank the entire thing, and ran back home?

Superhuman

Would it hurt if, after saving the planet from evil and destruction for nearly a century with your superhuman abilities, you had to start taking orders from a large mouse that never hit puberty?

Golden Ticket

Would it hurt if you were the only child to find a golden ticket, and while going about on your tour of the chocolate factory, a couple of rogue oompa loompas hauled you off to Loompaland and fed you to a vermicious knid?

Dissentary

Would it hurt if you got dissentary and your handcart company’s cook stuck a big wooden spoon through your stomach, stirred everything up, and served the contents to you and your your family as stew?

Chili Beans

Would it hurt if you had to eat a 50 gallon bucket of chili beans and nothing was capable of leaving your body for a full week?